Got An Extra $12,000 Lying Around?

Well. Then have we got a vacation rental for you...
Right here in York. Two master bedrooms (why two you ask? Well, we really don't know, we say), space for 12, pool, water views.....lovely really.
Yours to rent for a mere, eentsy, teeny tiny $12,000 per week.

Honestly, if you've got that jing to spare, we'd humbly suggest you buy a mosquito net or a goat or two. But it's just a suggestion. If you've got that much jing, you clearly don't need our advice.